by Alyson Sutherland | Jan 18, 2024 | Post Pulse
It often feels as though the United States Senate isn’t capable of agreeing on anything. The following satire challenges our Senate to unite in solving a typically uncontroversial problem: a burnt out lightbulb. Illustration by Alyson Sutherland. Author’s note: This...
by Tallulah Hutchinson | Oct 31, 2023 | Post Pulse
by Anonymous | Oct 31, 2023 | Post Pulse
Who am I without you? Is it true? Are we through? Take me to the train yard, choo, choo. Boo-Hoo, I know you, you’ve been here before, no? Are you sure? Are you dreaming? Am I gleaming? Do I sleep and slumber? Or do I...
by Anonymous | Oct 31, 2023 | Post Pulse
Should I unblock you? You haven’t said an unkind word to me. Then again you haven’t spoken to me at all. Should I reach out to you? I’ve been thinking about how it went and it seemed that I miss stepped. I’m so tired of this regret my brain will take...
by Wrigley Cook | Oct 4, 2023 | Post Pulse
It slowed to a drizzle You breathed so small I thought you were asleep A couple seconds went by I don’t remember why I said it Only that I knew you wouldn’t hear I have spent years in this room The air is never light It’s never quiet You held my hand And I flew out...
by Alyson Sutherland | Oct 4, 2023 | Post Pulse
Met a girl named Bethany, two years past on eharmony; I think she is the one for me. But every time I ask to meet ‘er, She says she’s busy with her Career. Oh, wait! I forgot to say, Bethany owns 62% of Chevrolet and is BFFs with Kim K....
